Will this work for me?
If you follow the plan, listen to the daily podcasts and take things one day at a time, everything will change for you.
It's too expensive
It’s usually £99 for the year, but today you get it for a special price of £59. That’s just 0.16p per day. I’m not sure if you can find something that has that much value to your life for 16 pence per day, can you?
It’s too complicated
You may have read this page and wondered if you’ll ever get motivated enough to do it or stick with it. The beauty of daily podcasts is so short and easy to do that you can’t really not do them. So we’ve built the app and masterclass around minimal time, maximum results. We’re figured out the things you should focus on and how to build these habits, so you don’t need to waste time. Get straight into this for 15 min a day and your life will change. It’s very easy to follow and all done inside our app.
What do I get again?
12 months full access to the app
12 months personalised nutrition plan
Over 25 workout programs and more added every month
1-1 support with our nutritionists 5 days a week
Dedicated support group on FB
Mental health diary
Local meet ups in your area
50% off all our challenges (4 of these per year)
Stubborn fat loss protocol as a bonus
Is there a money-back guarantee?
30 day money-back guarantee if you feel you’re not getting any value
Why should I take action now?
The best time to start is right now. You’ll have access to one of the most powerful weight loss tools on the market. You’ll have instant access to our support and experts. And you’ll get the limited time bonus of the stubborn fat protocol.
How do I buy exactly?
There is a simple buy box under this on the page. If you’ve done our masterclass use the same email to purchase as you did for that.
How are you different to other weight loss plans?
It’s best if we leave a recent customer explain how we’re different:
“It gives me everything I need in one place.
I've never come across an app/community like this. The automated macros plan is so much more helpful than just giving you a number and leaving you to it. My relationship with food and the scales has improved (and the number has gone down - always a winner), and the morning and evening journals really help me to keep perspective of each day. I love that this app isn't just focused on one health thing, it includes fat loss, strength, fitness, nutrition, support and mental wellbeing. For me, the community element is what makes Turtle better than all others. There is always someone willing to give advice, support or just listen to you without judgement.”
How much weight do people lose with Turtle?
It depends! We aim for 1 pound of fat per week, so within a year most people will hit their goals. Some people lose 1–2 pounds a week, so this process is accelerated, but we’re always on-hand to help with making sure it’s sustainable and the transition from weight loss to maintenance is done properly. That could be 50 lbs over the next 12 months if you needed to lose that much weight.
How is your app better than MPF, Nutracheck and others?
Those apps just track your data, they don’t adjust your targets based on changes to your metabolism or other tools like the auto-adjuster, alcohol conversion tool, mental health diary, 1-1 nutritionist support and so forth.
Think of MPF or Nutracheck as just the apparatus for collecting data, maybe like a microscope or ruler. By themselves they don’t do anything, you have to take action on the data you collect. What action should you take? When? By how much? This is where a coach comes in to analyse your data and make the changes for you, and people pay £100s per month for this.
However, we’ve built an algorithm that learns from AI to make these changes for you based on over 30,000 successful members data. In plain English, our algorithm will make adjustments sooner and more accurate than a human can.
Once you complete your weekly check-in, our algorithm gets to work and will tell you if tweaks have been made or not to your targets. You don’t need to worry if you’re on the right path with the right plan, the app will tell you and tweak it if not.
Do you differ from Slimming World / Weight Watchers and their points system?
No shame or guilt at a weekly weigh-in. No confusion with “free” foods or “Syns”. No made up points system you’re stuck with and can’t leave. No unqualified local consultants as your leaders. No negative group dynamics that make you feel ashamed or embarrassed for not losing weight.
But we do offer mindset support, mental health chats, talks about philosophy, book club, getting strong, training for function, connecting with other humans on a level beyond the body, getting in tune with your own strengths, beating imposter syndrome, building a better life for yourself and unlocking confidence.
We help you lose weight, yes, but that’s the tip of the iceberg. There’s far more important and better things to unlock after you’ve hit your weight target.
What else does Turtle offer beyond the app?
Local meet ups, 3 or 4 big events per year, seminars with a range of experts from women’s health to mindset to psychotherapy to Stoicism to nutrition and beyond.
We also do 4 challenges per year, each is unique with a different theme. These challenges cost for non-members, but are 25% off for monthly members or 50% off for annual members.
Our next challenge starts March 13th, 2023.
Are there any before and after photos?
Yes. You can view some on this page.
A note on before/after photos. Lots of companies aggressive push these, but we do not aggressively collect them or require anyone to send them to us. We only show a small % of people who are happy to share, but just because there’s a before/after doesn't mean the results lasted any longer than the short date range. It’s important to read reviews that talk about fundamental mindset shifts and a better relationship with food, as these changes tend to outlast short and sharp changes most online businesses show.
